CROOT'S DOG OF THE MONTH
HALL OF FAME

Poem dedicated to Breagha and Flora Bradley by their cushion for lying on, their regular feeder to pad about after, their walker who chases them with leads, and their 'owner.'

“Dug”

See, my dug,
She’s naw right
In the noggin.

Tea
Or coffee in my hand.
It doesn't matter,
As with a pant and a sigh
She lands
In my lap.

Anything goes, anything spills,
On my sofa and then I sigh!
She's too big
For a friggin’
Lap dog.

She acts
Just like she’s a nutty cat,
Curlin’ in a ball for a pat.

But, man o' man,
She lacks the style
And grace.
She drives me mad
For a mile.
She ignores recall,
And so begins the chase…
For
One thousand seven hundred
And sixty yards.

She’s mentally ill,
I swear.
I can’t deny -
She’s rare!

If I go to the bathroom,
She cries and
Howls at the moon.
When I shut the door,
Jeez,
Scratchin' the door to the core -

"Gie us peace!"

I can’t get no sleep -

No, I ain’t Faithless but
Just jammed in between
Four horse shins!

If she weren’t
Sae fecking daft then
I might naw be sae saft!

But a dug’s for life
And you’re in mine,
So...
We're all gonna be just fine!
🐕🥰

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